oh you’re going to come at me for not liking soup when you don’t even like ketchup
get your brain checked bro i think you might have a tumor in there
hi tonight I’m thinking of all the people who are worse off than they were this time last year. of the people who have gone downhill mentally instead of up and of the people whose lives have gotten worse instead of better.
You may be in a really awful place right now but I am telling you that there is relief ahead. You will be able to breathe again. I know you probably can’t believe that right now, so trust me instead of your own doubts. I love you.
no one fUCKIng likes my ocs :/
since all my friends r bastards ill just tell yall about him hes tall and dark and handsome he has a part time job as a maid but hes not very good at is if u hire him hes going to knock everything over but at least ur shit will be clean he uses his fingerless sticky hair arm numbs to dust ur antiques and prefers to in paid in flies hes also covered in hair a lovely brunette colour which he conditions monthly but hes very sticky if ur missing ur car keys or something check if he sat on them 9/10 their stuck to his ass and 1/10 theyre stuck to his crotch anyways he doesnt talk much but he screams constantly and he sometimes farts hes a part spider but hes human shaped hes very fit and he only got 2 legs and he got 8 eye so u know hes always got an eye out for ur fake friends trying to jack ur shit so u better give this man a raise his name is Eggnog, or Mr Nog to those not acquainted and here is a photo
really huge fan of the idea of a flag of nihilism that has meaning behind it
Dan’s Instagram story 1/1/19
via reddit.com
cuck tort
Fallout 4 companions when you use med-x to treat a shattered limb: I cant BELIEVE you. I TRUSTED you. Drugs will DESTROY your LIFE and honestly it hurts me, so much to see you throw it away like this. Do you realize how much you have to lose? Do you understand that people are COUNTING on you to be better, than abusing drugs like this. I’ll never look at you the same way again. This isnt the end of our friendship but I hope you realize how hard itll be to trust you again. Please promise me, no more betrayals. I cant go through that again. I know you dont want to hear it but Im saying this because I love you. We’ll get through this together.
New vegas companions when you huff 5 jet inhalers to use VATS on a bloatfly: oh goddamnit you fucking stoner do you know how bad that shit stinks. I can make moonshine out of battery acid.
simon: fuck you
baz: fuck you
simon: fuck you
baz: fuck me
simon: fuck you?
baz: fuck me.
simon: ok
Whenever I talk to kids about archaeology, I ask if they know of any fictional archaeologists from movies or TV. Some of them know Indiana Jones, but I like to mention Ariel from The Little Mermaid because she’s actually seen, like… studying artifacts to learn about the people who made them rather than just. Uh. Acquiring them from other people. She also seems to do a damn fine job of conserving them.
Wouldn’t she be an anthropologist?
After she gets legs and starts personally observing living humans, sure. But she starts off only knowing about humans by studying physical artifacts she recovers from shipwrecks, which she collects and conserves from the ravages of nature. I imagine she’d become a cultural anthropologist once she became established as a human… and would probably have a queenly collection of weird shit no one else is impressed by in her royal museum.
CC 107 – Archaeology as a profession
930.1 Archaeology
Source: https://ddc.typepad.com/025431/2012/03/ddc-23-expansions-in-table-2-notation-3-ancient-world.html
I love watching the cataloguers at work but this entire post is just brilliance.
Same
Both
Both are bad
No onion is worse
bannock-and-biopolitics
A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
oh shit my laundry
reblog to save someone’s laundry
have you ever messed up a fingering so badly that you want to go back in time 30 seconds to preemptively slap yourself
especially when it’s during a private lesson :/
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i’m dog sitting for rich lesbians
what breed of dog is that
thechickenmagnet
titzu
I’m howling that this hasn’t been flagged yet
cylinder presenting nipples
Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”
